The most obvious lingerie-related Halloween costume of 2013

The most obvious lingerie-related Halloween costume of 2013

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Ok, ladies, it’s that time of year again! I know we couldn’t get any more obvious, but we kick off the 2013 edition of our ‘Halloween Inspiration’ blog series with the one and only Miley Cyrus at the VMAs. We’re not saying we fully endorse this costume as a tasteful example of clever and timely social commentary, but you know you’re going to see more than a few ladies taking advantage of this alternative to sexy nurse, sexy cop and sexy schoolgirl, so we would be remiss if we didn’t acknowledge it.  All you need is a nude bra and panty, a foam finger, tiny topknots and a willingness to sacrifice your dignity all night long by grinding up on every dude dressed as Beetlejuice you encounter. Bonus points for an agile tongue and the ability to twerk.  We like Huit’s Absolument Couture Bustier for the top because it gives you a bit more coverage than your standard bra, and you’ll actually get a ton of use out of it under sundresses next Spring.  The matching High Waisted Brief gives you even more coverage, or you could opt for the Shaper Thong if you’re really feeling bold.  The Faussement Nue Brief is another solid option that more closely resembles the shape of the latex number Miley sported.  Stay tuned for more Lille-inspired Halloween costumes that will toe the line of decorum all month long!

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