Ok, ok, I know a lot of people find Zooey Deschanel’s antics just a little too adorable, but we think she’s pretty sweet and find her insecure New Girl character, Jess, charming, if a bit emotionally immature. The most recent episode, “Bad in Bed,” demonstrated this childlike stagnancy to the extreme, with an embarrassing sex scene that involved a hilarious, strappy, dominatrix-esque bodysuit worn cluelessly over basic cotton undies. We strongly believe that you should never wear lingerie that you’re not comfortable in, even if you’re trying to bump up the sex appeal in the bedroom, because nothing is as unattractive as someone who feels self-conscious. Conversely, nothing is sexier than a self-assured, confident woman, even if she’s in basic cotton undies like the cute stripey ones Jess was sporting under the “Starfish.” But the point of this post is not to go on and on about our personal underwear philosophies, but rather to highlight the adorable pajamas Zooey was wearing in the next scene. If I’m not mistaken, I believe I spy Eberjey’s cozy, comfy Gisele PJs in Black with Pale Blush piping. If they’re not the definition of comfort and the polar opposite of the Starfish, then I don’t know what is! A perfect gift for anyone with a drafty house or when you want to pick something a little more kid-friendly for the Christmas morning unwrapping session.